Aug. 5, 2025

S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"

S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
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S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"

Send us a text -šŸŽ™ļø Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew... We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF. šŸ’„ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three). 😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl. šŸ›³ļø A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?! šŸ‘æ A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning...

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-šŸŽ™ļø Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew...
We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF.

šŸ’„ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three).
😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl.
šŸ›³ļø A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?!
šŸ‘æ A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning to kidnap with his creepy-ass partner. Yeah, we went there.
šŸ‘®ā€ā™‚ļø Blanco gets arrested AT a job interview (talk about first impressions).
šŸ” Pinkie gets gross with some fast food science—spoiler alert: that burger from a month ago still looks fresh.
šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø Blanco's great-uncle got whacked by the Dallas mob over a mobster’s girl.
šŸ›ø And yes, we even throw in some three-finger alien mummies from Peru for good measure.

This episode is a spicy blend of crime, conspiracy, and questionable burgers. You’ve been warned. It’s a whole lotta Effin’ Mumble-Jumble-Jumbo!