S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"


Send us a text -šļø Today on The Effinā CrunchCrew... We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF. š„ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in Americaāand some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three). š± A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl. š³ļø A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at portāseen again 10 years later?! šæ A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning...
-šļø Today on The Effinā CrunchCrew...
We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF.
š„ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in Americaāand some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three).
š± A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl.
š³ļø A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at portāseen again 10 years later?!
šæ A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning to kidnap with his creepy-ass partner. Yeah, we went there.
š®āāļø Blanco gets arrested AT a job interview (talk about first impressions).
š Pinkie gets gross with some fast food scienceāspoiler alert: that burger from a month ago still looks fresh.
šµļøāāļø Blanco's great-uncle got whacked by the Dallas mob over a mobsterās girl.
šø And yes, we even throw in some three-finger alien mummies from Peru for good measure.
This episode is a spicy blend of crime, conspiracy, and questionable burgers. Youāve been warned. Itās a whole lotta Effinā Mumble-Jumble-Jumbo!