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The Effin' CrunchCrew

Welcome to The Effin CrunchCrew podcast – where nothing is off-limits, and life’s quirks take center stage! We’re here to dive into the everyday situations we all face, from nostalgic trips back to growing up in the '90s to the mysteries of the paranormal, UFOs, and true crime.
As proud members of Dallas’ own The Effinays band, we have a deep love for music and the creative community. That’s why we bring you conversations with incredible artists, comedians, and more.

But that’s not all—we’ll also explore random, hilarious questions like, Why is it so damn hot in Texas? This is not your run-of-the-mill, censored podcast. The Effin CrunchCrew is raw, real, and unfiltered, embracing the freedom of an online platform to push boundaries, spark laughter, and stir up some deep conversations.
If you’re ready for an adult-oriented, no-holds-barred, and sometimes hilariously absurd take on life, music, and creativity, then grab your headphones and join us for the ride. Welcome to the crew!

The Effin' CrunchCrew

Recent Episodes

July 31, 2025

S3-Epi 52 TECC " Throw Back Thursday S2-Epi 23"

Send us a text Throw Back Thursday - A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one? - Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos - "Bottle-…
July 29, 2025

S3-Epi 51 TECC " Alcohol Poisoning, Paranormal Problems & WTF Facts"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook swears he doesn’t get hangovers—but he has had alcohol poisoning… so, make that make sense. We’ve got Nick G. in the house—Spook’s lil big brotha—and he's finally telling us what it's like growing up in a freakin’ haunted house. (Spoiler: The …
July 23, 2025

S3- Epi 50 "Throwback Thursday"

Send us a text Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild episode of The Effin' CrunchCrew! Here’s a quick rundown of all the chaos you’re about to dive into: Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in…
July 22, 2025

S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!" Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill from there. Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessi…
July 17, 2025

S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew “To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?” Y’all… it got weird. Real weird. The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass? Special guest alert: filling in f…
July 15, 2025

S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a fir…

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